“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”
Synopsis from Goodreads: Blimey O’Reilly’s trousers! Three maybe-boyfriends is a lot for any girl to handle ”red-bottomed or not. What with Robbie the Sex God back from Kiwi-a-gogo land wanting to “get coffee” and whatsit, Masimo the Luuurve God saying things like “Ciao, Georgia, see you later” (the good see-you-later or the bad see-you-later??), and her mate Dave the Laugh snogging her in a pond, it’s enough to make any girl mad. Good thing she has the ace gang to keep her sane. Ish. But now that she has tearfully eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, Georgia is left with two potential snoggees to choose from, and it’s high time she left the cakeshop of love for good. This time with a gorgey Italian cakey. Or a nip-libbling Dave the Tart. But certainly not both. Maybe.
Feelings: While all of Georgia’s stories are packed full of drama, this one felt like things were actually happening, rather than her just imagining them. So that helped bring the story to life and keep it moving. I think because of this, I may have enjoyed this installment the most of the series so far. And also, “fisticuffs at dawn” is probably my new favorite phrase. So thanks for that, Georgia and Dave.
Issues: Georgia is back to being a jerk to her parents. Her mom and dad are having marital problems and very obviously struggling and all Gee can do is hate them. Like literally. She hates them because they won’t let her go spend time in Italy with an older boy…by herself. Georgia continues to be completely unaware of others around her and is still incredibly selfish. This is book 9. I was really expecting more growth by now. I thought that when Angus got hurt, reality would slap her in the face and she’d mature some, but…no.
Characters: Crazy Georgia thinks she’s going to be able to hop over to Italy to visit with her older boyfriend without any adults with her. Typical Georgia. And when she is putting lip gloss on and changing her outfit so she can talk to him on the PHONE – dead.
Yes, Jas. This character has grown into herself and given us some very tangible growth over time, thanks be to the Almighty. Honestly, she’s the only one growing and changing. And Georgia keeps giving her a hard time for being herself and Jas is standing up to her more and more. And I am HERE for it.
Svan and Rosie’s Viking wedding plans are killing me. And the Viking dance has got to stop. These are the moments in my reading where I stop and go, “Why is this happening? Why am I reading this?” Like it’s not even funny anymore, it’s just annoying. There are plenty of really, truly funny moments in these books…but this whole Viking thing is not one of them.
Final thoughts: As much as I enjoyed this installment of the series, I’m glad I’m almost done reading these books. It just feels like a different variation of the same plot line every book. I’m kind of wishing that this was the end of the line, but we’ve got one more!
Goodreads rating: 4.16/5
Amazon.com rating: 3.8/5
My rating: 3/5
Happy reading! – Caitlyn