Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? by Lousie Rennison

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It’s not what I do.”

Synopsis from GoodreadsOhmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It’s the FINAL installment of Georgia’s fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!

Feelings: OO-ER. (That phrase probably came up a thousand times in this book.) I genuinely don’t know what to say about this book that I haven’t already said about the others. I think Georgia’s voice is great both figuratively and literally (I highly recommend the audiobook). I think her friend group adds an interesting dynamic and her boy toys are pretty different, as well. So there’s some variety in characters, but not with the actual plot line.

I wish there had been visual aids to help me with their school’s production of Romeo and Juliet. I mean…the villagers ARE blood. And the kissing scene involved waves. I just can’t. It had to be pure hilariosity.

Issues: Like I’ve said about every other book in this series…they’re all the same and this one was barely any different. They just…have the same characteristics and the same series of events happening in different ways. It makes for a mindless read, but at the same time, I feel like it could all be condensed into a duology and I wouldn’t have spent so much time finishing this series.

Characters: I’ve always been a fan of Dave the Laugh, and that doesn’t change in this finale. Well played, well chosen, way to go everyone. I like the way Georgia and Dave end up and I’m hoping that she will finally experience something real-ish with him.

Oh, Massimo, you sweet Luurrvvee God and Italian Stallion. He was willing to give up his career to stay around for Georgia…and she’s only like 15! He made the right decision in the end…for multiple reasons. But I was SO frustrated with Georgia when she was trying to decide between asking him to stay or letting him go. But honestly, that may be because I’m an adult reading this and not a teenager.

Final thoughts: I’m glad I finished this series, only because my boy won out in the end. But again, I think you could stop reading the series at any point and your life will go on. I wish I had read this series as a teenager because I think I would have enjoyed it much more. As an adult, there was little sympathy or understanding from me towards Georgia. The writing is really funny and the diary format makes for a quick read; Georgia’s narrations are engaging and hilarious, so it has its merits!

Goodreads rating: 4.21/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.2/5

My rating: 3/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

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Love is a Many Trousered Thing by Louise Rennison

“It’s always tough to hurt someone and tell them the truth. I know that. You’re a really lovely girl. Lovely . . . mad . . . but
lovely. I’ll always like you. Don’t worry.”

Synopsis from GoodreadsThe original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde?

Feelings:  I decided to once again go for the audiobook version. This book had a different narrator, so it isn’t narrated by the author. It was still narrated really well and I think this reader really captured Georgia’s personality and spirit.

Georgia always makes me laugh, but for some reason this book in particular made me laugh out loud multiple times. Literally – out loud, on my own, just laughing. For example, there’s a scene where Gee is complaining about a documentary they have to watch at school about bees. When it’s over, she’s talking about how awesome it was and how they wanted to watch two queen bees in a bitch fight a second time. So great and so classic Georgia.

Issues: The only thing I really have to say about this book is that it kind of dragged sometimes. The tempo of the story slowed down quite a bit at times, but then it would pick back up and I’d be interested again.

Characters: One thing I thought was really funny was how Georgia kept referring to her love interests as desserts. She just kept going back to that cake shop of love and switching things up – so funny to listen to. Ever since I started reading this series, I’ve mentioned I want Georgia to grow up some more. I’d say we see that in this book more so than the others, and I’m HERE for it. We’ve only got 2 books left, so I’m allowing myself to hope for some maturiosity.

I feel nothing towards Masimo. I don’t find him to be a particularly interesting character and I’m ready for Georgia to move on from him. I get that he’s foreign and has that accent…but being from Pizza-a-gogo land isn’t doing it for me. Surprisingly, I was okay with Robbie being back! That surprised me, but it’s probably mostly because I was bored by the Italian Stallion. Still rooting for Dave the Laugh, I have to say!

I enjoyed the scene where Jas puts her new found acting skills to use, role playing as herself talking to Tom. It seemed like Georgia was noticing that Jas isn’t completely useless, as she’s stated many times, but then NOPE. Back to complaining about her “best friend”.

Final thoughts: I think this is a good series and I enjoy it. It’s not deep, compelling literature for the ages, but it’s entertaining and fun. It’s also nice as a buffer between serious novels or non-fiction. Georgia lightens things up and I like that about her!

Goodreads rating: 4.15/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.7/5

My rating: 4/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

Stop in the Name of Pants! by Louise Rennison

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

Synopsis from GoodreadsBlimey O’Reilly’s trousers! Three maybe-boyfriends is a lot for any girl to handle ”red-bottomed or not. What with Robbie the Sex God back from Kiwi-a-gogo land wanting to “get coffee” and whatsit, Masimo the Luuurve God saying things like “Ciao, Georgia, see you later” (the good see-you-later or the bad see-you-later??), and her mate Dave the Laugh snogging her in a pond, it’s enough to make any girl mad. Good thing she has the ace gang to keep her sane. Ish. But now that she has tearfully eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, Georgia is left with two potential snoggees to choose from, and it’s high time she left the cakeshop of love for good. This time with a gorgey Italian cakey. Or a nip-libbling Dave the Tart. But certainly not both. Maybe.

Feelings: While all of Georgia’s stories are packed full of drama, this one felt like things were actually happening, rather than her just imagining them. So that helped bring the story to life and keep it moving. I think because of this, I may have enjoyed this installment the most of the series so far. And also, “fisticuffs at dawn” is probably my new favorite phrase. So thanks for that, Georgia and Dave.

Issues: Georgia is back to being a jerk to her parents. Her mom and dad are having marital problems and very obviously struggling and all Gee can do is hate them. Like literally. She hates them because they won’t let her go spend time in Italy with an older boy…by herself. Georgia continues to be completely unaware of others around her and is still incredibly selfish. This is book 9. I was really expecting more growth by now. I thought that when Angus got hurt, reality would slap her in the face and she’d mature some, but…no.

Characters: Crazy Georgia thinks she’s going to be able to hop over to Italy to visit with her older boyfriend without any adults with her. Typical Georgia. And when she is putting lip gloss on and changing her outfit so she can talk to him on the PHONE – dead.

Yes, Jas. This character has grown into herself and given us some very tangible growth over time, thanks be to the Almighty. Honestly, she’s the only one growing and changing. And Georgia keeps giving her a hard time for being herself and Jas is standing up to her more and more. And I am HERE for it.

Svan and Rosie’s Viking wedding plans are killing me. And the Viking dance has got to stop. These are the moments in my reading where I stop and go, “Why is this happening? Why am I reading this?” Like it’s not even funny anymore, it’s just annoying. There are plenty of really, truly funny moments in these books…but this whole Viking thing is not one of them.

Final thoughts: As much as I enjoyed this installment of the series, I’m glad I’m almost done reading these books. It just feels like a different variation of the same plot line every book. I’m kind of wishing that this was the end of the line, but we’ve got one more!

Goodreads rating: 4.16/5

Amazon.com rating: 3.8/5

My rating: 3/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

Startled by His Furry Shorts by Louise Rennison

“Oh Goddygodgod, am I never to be free from my own bonkerosity?”

Synopsis from GoodreadsGeorgia is in quite a predicament. Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), leaving her in a state of confusiosity. And then when she finally decides to give Masimo an ultimatum — to be her one and only — he tells her he needs to think about it. To distract herself from her romantic woes, Georgia throws herself into Mac-Useless play rehearsals and planning a Viking wedding, and tries to avoid all thoughts of boy decoys, Italian-American dreamboats . . . and let’s not forget guitar-plucking Sex Gods!

Feelings: This particular book didn’t have an Audible.com option, so I went to the Kindle book. I have to say, this may be my favorite book in the series so far. It just finally felt like things were happening! Georgia has multiple love interests and real, tangible things are developing with each one, which probably means the next book is going to be really cram-jam full and I am HERE for it.

Issues: If you’ve been following me as I journey through these books, you’ll know that I’m really not a big fan of Robbie (aka The Sex God). Their relationship always seemed empty and bland to me. However, in this book he wrote her a letter and it showed very real interest in her. I don’t know how to feel about him coming back into her life, so it’s under “issues” because I’m worried he’ll throw a big wrench in her life…again.

One of the downfalls of listening to audiobooks (for me) is that I can miss details. I’m not an auditory learner so I can tend to zone out and then totally not know what’s actually going on. For example: Who the devil is Mabs? Where did she come from and how did I miss her? This may not be an actual “issue” of the author throwing in a new character without fanfare and just be me missing something because I listened to the last two books. So take this “issue” with a grain of salt.

Characters: One thing I’ve been watching for with Georgia is her ability to have an actual relationship with her parents. She has a lot of love for her little sister Libby, but talks crap about her parents and ignores them most of the time. In the last book or two, that started to shift just a smidge. In this book, though, we finally see something real. Part of it is probably because Georgia is getting older and maturing a tiny, minuscule bit, but it’s also partly because Georgia finally has something that she values her mom’s input on.

Jas and Georgia are back with their weird friendship. They ignore each other, love each other, then repeat. It’s classic teenage girl, really, but it gets old. Georgia hasn’t been as rude to Jas as she has in the past, though, so RESULT! Rosie is probably the weirdest friend character I’ve ever read. And her relationship with Svan is truly baffling. And poor Ellen. She’s like the sad little puppy of the ace gang. I’m curious as to how Georgia will fill Ellen in on her past with Dave the Laugh, considering Ellen is like obsessed with him. Then there’s Jools, who, like Mabs, seemed to come out of nowhere. All I know about Jools is that she’s with Rollo…but don’t ask me anything concrete about Rollo. So many friends, so little details.

Final thoughts: While things finally were developing in our storyline, it’s all still the same old Georgia: parents, boys, friends, and self-image. These books are silly and hilarious with this particular book at the top.

Goodreads rating: 4.13/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.3/5

My rating: 4.25/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (audiobook) by Louise Rennison

“What in the name of Beelzebub’s stamp collection are you on about?”

Synopsis from GoodreadsHilariously funny author Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Laugh your socks off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be!? Surely not!

Feelings: Once again, I chose the audiobook. I’m just finding it to be more enjoyable! 

I have to say…I’m getting “over” wanting Georgia to mature. She’s experiencing some very real realities of growing up (as well as some really extreme and weird situations.) When I decided to stop analyzing these books like they’re classic literature, I found myself really…finally enjoying the story. It’s like I’m really starting to get it: the appeal and draw of Georgia. And I’m a fan. 

Issues: I think the only part of this story that I had an issue with was when Robbie showed back up again. It seemed like we were headed towards two other love interests, but then the Sex God poked his head back in and reminded Georgia he existed. So now she’s got 3 guys in her life and a lot of feelings to navigate through. I don’t know…I guess this is a stretch for “issue”…it’s more like a personal annoyance. 

Characters: In both this book and the one before it, I found myself enjoying Georgia much more. I thought it was really funny how while planning out her trip to America, she thinks it should be simple to get from Memphis to Manhattan so she can track down Massimo. There are multiple problems there, but her teenage girl mind doesn’t see them. I was also really happy to see her having a very real moment with her mom and actually enjoying herself! Hoping mom’s advice plays out in Georgia’s favor!

We started to see a different side to Jas when she and Tom decided to take a break, but she was almost unrecognizable in this book. She was so down in the dumps! But then she started to come out of it, but I’m glad she experienced this. It’s good for her. 

Narrator: If you missed my review of book five in this series, I talked about how the audio books are narrated by the author, Louise Rennison, and it makes ALL the difference. Obviously, nobody understands her characters the way she does so she hits everything on the head. In this book, she does some American accents and it’s pretty hilarious.

Final thoughts: Again, I’d recommend the audio versions of these books. They’re just really fun and enjoyable. However, the print copies of these books are still good reads. The style it’s written in makes it easy to read. As for Georgia herself, I’m enjoying her more and more and I’m ready to continue on with her adventures…which is good because we’re only halfway through!

 

Goodreads rating: 4.09/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.1/5

My rating: 4/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas by Louise Rennison

“[Angus] is really sad without Naomi. I know how he feels, every minute without the Sex God seems about sixty seconds long.”

Synopsis from GoodreadsGeorgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God’s band’s chance at a record contract has left her something of a “pop widow.” Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?

Feelings: One thing I continue to enjoy about this series is how easy the books are to read. This particular book was about 150 pages and I read it in one quick sitting. The plot picks up right where we left off in book 2 and thankfully, it doesn’t end the same way as the two previous books. The conflict in this series got multiplied quite a bit here, too! We went from one boy or the other to OMG ONE OR THE OTHER. And Georgia is starting to have to really think about what kind of guy she wants, so that’s fun to read.

Issues: I can’t decide if this is an actual “issue” I have or just something that catches me off guard…but Georgia’s parents are both very…open. And in-Georgias-face about their love and attraction towards each other. Georgia’s dad is pretty hands on and Georgia witnessed it a few times in this book. That may be normal for some people, but it was kind of different for me.

Why is it not totally awful that Georgia’s cousin is coming on to her again. And not just like flirting with her…but touching her in unwanted ways. Is this not an issue that Georgia’s going to deal with? Or are we just sweeping it under the rug? Then when Georgia mentions it to Jas, her best friend blames it on HER. Like it’s HER fault. Like she’s sending out a signal to guys for them to touch her inappropriately.

Characters: Why is Georgia so mean to everyone? This is book three and it hasn’t gotten any better and I’ve stopped making excuses for her. I mean, her voice is so hilarious to read and her POV is spot on, in terms of life as a teenage girl. But dang. Girl is rude. Jas annoyed me when I first started this series, but now the tables are turning for me. She’s trying to be a good friend to Georgia, but Gee is straight up shutting her down. I hope she gets herself together, because I don’t want to keep reading if she’s going to just get worse.

DAVE THE LAUGH RETURNS. Now, the way he returns is alarming and I hope he and Georgia can get their stuff figured out, but still…I love that guy. He’s the most realistic character in this series so far to me and I want more. Little less Robbie and a little more Dave, in my opinion. I’ll take the Laugh over the Sex God any day.

Final thoughts: I think what Georgia experiences is relatable to a lot of girls, whether they’re teenagers or 55, so I enjoy that aspect of this series so far. If you’re looking for a super quick and easy read that’ll most definitely make you laugh out loud, this series is a good pick. I do have some hopes for very real development in the next book or two, though!

Goodreads rating: 3.97/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.1/5

My rating: 3.75/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn

On the Bright Side, I’m Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God by Louise Rennison

First of all, can I just point out that if you’re new here, this book isn’t what you’re probably imagining it to be. Hear me out!

“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn’t it farther away?”

Synopsis from GoodreadsGeorgia Nicolson has started dating the Sex God (aka Robbie). So life should be perfect . . . except in Georgia’s life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus (the size of a small Labrador), is terrorizing the neighborhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia’s bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she’s too young. It’s time for a plan. It’s time for a Red Herring. It’s time for Georgia to become a “heartless boy magnet!”

Feelings: Just like the first book in this series, I found the writing and Georgia’s voice to be the best part. It’s such an easy story to read; partly because it’s in diary format, but partly becauseI just want to stay with Georgia and find out more.

Issues: I started to actually dislike Georgia sometimes. She became more entitled in this story and started looking down her nose at and talking down to almost everyone. She’s not a very good friend to Jas, especially, always telling her to stop talking and complaining when she’s just being herself. That got old really quickly.

I felt like this book ended the same way as the first. We think Georgia’s finally getting her way and then BOOM…door slammed in her face. It just felt like same-old-same-old.

Characters: Georgia definitely shows her heartless side in this book. Not only does she string Dave the Laugh along (unfairly…he seems great), but poor Jas can’t catch a break from her “best friend”. I think Dave the Laugh is part of why I liked this book more than the first one. He’s a much better “love interest” character for Georgia than Robbie ever was. I’m rooting for you, Dave!

As immature as Georgia is (most of the time), she IS starting to grow up juuust a little bit. One of my favorite parts in this book is when she’s trying to decide between these two boys. Is it more important for a guy to make you laugh or for him to make you feel “jelloid”? One of life’s biggest questions, as we all know. Ha! I also like that we’re still going along for the journey that is Tennager-hood with Georgia. Like wearing knickers on your head. And trying ways to shrink body parts you wish were smaller.

 

Final thoughts: I’m hoping that the third book in this series is different from the first two. We’re just getting started, getting used to these characters and their everyday problems. So I hope that moving forward, it gets a little more unpredictable. I’ll definitely keep reading and again would recommend this book to anyway looking for a light-hearted easy read.

 

Other reviews for this series:

Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging

Goodreads rating: 3.96/5

Amazon.com rating: 4.3/5

My rating: 4/5

Happy reading! – Caitlyn